Top 10 Signs You’re Addicted to Evony

10. When, despite no knowledge of engineering or carpentry, you manage to build a working trebouchet in your back garden.

9. When the National Heritage Trust writes to you asking you to cease planting flags with your name in local forests.

8. When you drive by a forest and wonder “How many archers?”.

7. When you have the judge tell you that mailing your neighbours telling them to “move out of my territory or else” is anti-social behavior.

6. When ordering a pizza you give your coords instead of address.

5. When people ask if you had a nice Christmas and you say….Christmas? When did that happen?

4. When you see a TV footage of a North Korean military parade and think “I could take him”….

3. When you go to the racetrack and keep looking for abatis.

2. When you have to rebuild a trap after the postman delivers.

1. When you legally change your name to your server id.

Comments (7) »

  • todd okeefe says:

    When u spend more to gear up your queen then u would your wife :)

  • ALPHA1 says:

    When u will spend more to gear up your Queen then u would your wife

  • Engblom says:

    When you walk right next to a castle in france and yell alliance “SHIRLOCK HOMES” is looking for members. whispur or apply for a invite! and then u seaze the castle with your alliance!

  • Relentless says:

    #1 sign that u are addicted to evony is when at 3 in the morning you are screeming at your online banking screen because u only have $29.93 on your debit card and Double cents ends today

  • mick says:

    you know your addicted when you worry more about what your troops eat and not worry about eating pussy , true times

  • Maggie says:

    when you close your eye at night and all you see is way to improve your empire. The different combat tactics to defend and attack your enemies.

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